Caylee Cowan: Russians swamp McDonald’s desperately to get one last Big Mac before the American fast food giant shutters all its 800 locations across Russia π Offbeat
Jamie Lee Curtis: Woman shoots husbandβs Penis with fishing Harpoon because he didnβt cook her dinner π Offbeat
Oona Chaplin: ‘Bloodstained Men’ unite with Pussy against Bloody Circumcision — calling it ‘Uncivilized Sex Ruining Partial Penile Amputation’ π Offbeat
Katherine McNamara: Poll — 56% of Americans blame Biden’s chaotic Afghanistan withdrawal for Putin’s invasion of Ukraine and more than half believe Putin will use Nuclear Weapons π Sociopolitics
Madison Beer: Real Mermaid — Scientists try to solve mystery of 300-year-old mummified Mermaid currently being worshipped at a temple π Offbeat
Kiernan Shipka: Man sentenced to 3 years for using COVID-19 relief moneyΒ to purchase a rare $57,000 PokΓ©mon card called Charizard π Scandal
Kaia Gerber: Lobster Language — They talk by Peeing in each others’ Faces… Squirting Lingo? π Offbeat
Kara Del Toro: Personal trainer Dies from Caffeine Overdose after accidentally drinking the equivalent of 200 cups of Coffee π Offbeat