Hasumi Kurea: Japanese restaurants say they’re not charging tourists more – they’re just charging locals less
Larissa Riquelme: Lauren Boebert repeatedly demands Joe Biden proves he’s Not Dead amid a MAGA conspiracy theory that the President is Dead (of Covid?)
Selena Gomez & Cara Delevingne lock tongues to piss off J.D. Vance for complaining about Kamala Harris will debate with Donald Trump instead of him
KpOp idol Viki Cho Min Ah: Korean airport authorities crack down on Trader Joe’s bagel seasoning because it contains Poppy Seeds
Lise Marie Sommerstad: GOP must be a Gay Mafia because Grindr Crashed in Milwaukee due to unprecedented traffic caused by Republican National Convention there
Charli D’Amelio: Satanist run Florida is now officially called “The Free State of Florida” by Governor DeSantis
Angela Morena: Modi’s Runaway Bride — 11 Married Women ELOPE with Lovers immediately after receiving government’s “Lobbying Money”
Cristi Ann: Vietnam University mandates Minimum Height for Admission — Female must be at least 1.58 meters tall & Male at least 1.65 meters… “Sorry, Shorties No Study because Height = Success”