Emily Feld: Rashi Sunak orders Narendra Modi to register all Public Defecation Offenders due to overwhleming National Security concerns
Tamzin Merchant: DoorDash Terrorism — Video showing DoorDash delivery boy SPITTING on customer’s order
Ana Foxxx: ‘Penis Bandits’ on Dicks Pillaging Rampage, terrorizing students at Nigeria’s prestigious “Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT)”
Kimiko Glenn: Dude arrested for Stealing his neighbor’s Entire Front Porch… Yes, the whole damn porch!
Salma Hayek: French restaurants demand more than $5,000 MINIMUM Spend per table & refuse reservations for returning diners who didn’t spend enough at their last visit
Hayley-Marie Coppin: Putin’s adviser says U.S. is Brainwashing Ukrainians to manufacture Gay Supersoldiers
