Rihanna’s teen fanboy sues his parents for being born black and underprivileged #BLRM — Black Lives Really Matter
Nicola Peltz’s Indonesian Fanboy Marries Rice Cooker Because It’s “White, Doesn’t Talk And Good At Cooking”
Edita Vilkeviciute’s ransomware gangster fans are complaining that other crooks are stealing their ransoms
Shailene Woodley’s Voodoo priest fan arrested by the FBI after buying a lock of Donald Trump’s hair on Craigslist
Elizabeth Olsen’s 61-year-old catholic nun fan falls pregnant after unknowingly eating 12 lbs of bull testicles
Josie Canseco’s Danish artist fan delivers BLANK canvases entitled “Take the Money and Run” after getting $84,000 in cash from a museum to be used as “materials” for the artwork
