Malu Trevejo: Assistant principal fired after reading Childrenβs Book to class entitled βI Need a New Butt!β π Offbeat
Charli XCX considering suicide as Chinese authorities seize 12 tons of her favorite tonic sausage smuggled from Canada — Beaver Penises π Scandal
Kristin Cavallari: People’s Convoy trucker bitterly complains about Beltway drivers giving him the Middle Finger… ‘Birds Flying Everywhere!’ π Offbeat
Dove Cameron: D.C. White woman brutally Arrested in her own home after being Mistaken for a Black looter π Offbeat
Hayden Panettiere: From Anal Teeth To Deadly Farts — The Wild World Of Invertebrate Butts π Offbeat
Teresa Palmer: GOP favorite Robert Regan tells girls to βJust Lie Back And Enjoy Itβ if Raped, claims Feminism is a βJewish program to Degrade and Subjugate White menβ, and that Russian invasion of Ukraine a βfake war just like the fake pandemicβ π Offbeat
Maui Taylor: Perverted Airbnb Host Took 2,100 Explicit Images of Guests with Hidden Cameras π Scandal