Hayden Panettiere: From Anal Teeth To Deadly Farts — The Wild World Of Invertebrate Butts

From Zero To 100 Butts: The Wild World Of Invertebrate Behinds

Ever wondered what a sea cucumber anus looks like? Now you know.

Recently, Science Friday came across a tweet that caught our attention, sent out by researcher Dr. Maureen Berg.

Dr Maureen Berg (dorito crab) @MaureenBug
Hello does anyone know of any animal that has a few butts*? Like, more than 1, but fewer than 100?
*Generally talking butts as the anus, but I’m open to other interpretations

Turns out, it was a call to source comic ideas for Invertebrate Butt Week, a celebration of—you guessed it—the butts of invertebrates. “Invertebrates really get the short end of the stick,” says Rosemary Mosco, the creator of the comic series Bird And Moon and #InverteButtWeek organizer. “People are not as excited about them as, say, a majestic whale or a beautiful bird. And I love my birds, but [invertebrates have] such an incredible diversity. So, butts are sort of a cheeky way to access some of that amazing diversity and celebrate it.”

Rosemary Mosco (Bird And Moon Comics) @RosemaryMosco
Ah, the beautiful butts of the sea.
A few weeks ago, some twitter folks saw the news about a new marine worm that had 100 or more butts. We decided to collaborate on this comic. My co-conspirators here are @MaureenBug and @americanbeetles. #invertebuttweek

Rosemary Mosco (Bird And Moon Comics) @RosemaryMosco
This comic is part of #InverteButtWeek, in which we urge you to post fascinating, odd, and beautiful invertebrate butts.

Rosemary and other scientists and illustrators teamed up to create #InverteButtWeek, a celebration of the behinds of the backbone-less. “It’s a chance for some people who do science communication to do the silliest thing that they can possibly think of,” says Dr. Ainsley Seago, curator of invertebrate zoology at the Carnegie Museum of Natural History.

Franz @franzanth
With the powers of @spissatella & @RosieRiots’s science by my side, we present:
The Butt Political Spectrum ™
What is A Butt? How do you even define a butt?
Tag yourself I’m Butt Chaotic #InverteButtWeek

What Makes A Butt A Butt?

It may come as a shock, but the definition of a butt is not a settled scientific matter. We asked you how you’d define an animal butt and we received some delightful, creative responses.

Kurt R.: “From a developmental biology perspective, the head-to-tail morphology of mammals is defined by a retinoic acid gradient during embryonic cellular differentiation. But I generally think of the butt as the place where poop comes out.”

Elliot V.: “I think for something to truly be a butt, it must include an anus and butt cheeks. If it’s just an anus and no cheeks, a cloaca, or anything else, it’s not a butt.”

Alan K.: “A confluence of legs.”

Jess H.: “The back end of an animal (or anything! cars can have butts! and loaves of bread!), but particularly the region where waste is dispelled.”

Here you go. Bat butts are possible the best butts.https://t.co/PZBZ9oi4OV

— Lionel is Socially and Emotionally Distant (@lyledal) March 1, 2022

Ukraine signs new bill to legalize Murdering Russian by Civilians

Question: Was it even illegal before?

How to dismantling the fuse of the Russian projectile

Hayden Panettiere Poses Naked To Support Ukraine

Elusive actress Hayden Panettiere appears to make her triumphant return to the spotlight with the newly released fully nude photos above.

NeoNazi recently sat down with Hayden for an exclusive interview about these nude pics and her feelings on the conflict in Ukraine (not really this is satire).

NeoNazi: Hi, Hayden thanks for taking the time out of your schedule of doing absolutely nothing to talk with us.

Hayden: Happy to do it. When do I get my $20?

NeoNazi: Soon enough, now settle down. You recently posed nude to show your support for Ukraine. How did that come about?

Hayden: Well I have a deep connection with the Ukraine and its people. My ex-husband is the famous Ukrainian heavyweight champion boxer Wladimir Klitschko, and he raises our daughter what’s her face over there. So what kind of a Mom would I be if I didn’t do something you know?

NeoNazi: I see, so how is your daughter doing right now?

Hayden: How should I know? I’m sure she is fine. Last time I saw her she was tiny. Definitely a small target and difficult to hit. Honestly its my ex Wladimir I am worried about. He is a giant and out there fighting on the frontlines!

NeoNazi: Interesting. So would you say you still have feelings for Wladimir Klitschko?

Hayden: What!?! Oh God no! But who’s going to raise my kid if he gets killed? I shudder at the thought!

NeoNazi: Very nice. Do you have any final words you would like to share with our readers?

Hayden: Yes I do. The Ukrainian people are strong and persistent and so they will prevail. Trust me I know firsthand. You should have seen Wladimir trying to fit it in the first time we banged…

Speaking of which, the devastation and destruction in Ukraine is nothing compared to the state my hoo-ha was in the next morning. I couldn’t even wear panties for a month, and still walk a little bow-legged to this day. But over time my coochie healed. So I want the people of Ukraine to all take a good long look at it, and use it as inspiration to know that there are better days ahead… Now where is that $20?”