Man sentenced to 3 years in federal prison over Pokémon card
The $57,000 Charizard is now government property
A Georgia man has been sentenced to 36 months in prison — three years — after using COVID-19 relief money to purchase a rare Charizard Pokémon card. The Department of Justice (DOJ) announced the sentencing in a news release issued Monday.
The man, 31-year-old Vinath Oudomsine, was awarded an Economic Injury Disaster Loan (EIDL) for $85,000 after claiming to own a small business that supported 10 employees. These loans were created as part of Congress’ pandemic relief plan, and intended to be used for businesses to pay workers and rent.
Once Oudomsine got the money, however, the DOJ said he used $57,789 of it to buy a Charizard card. A card matching this description — a first-edition, shadowless, and holographic Charizard card with a 9.5 gem mint rating — was sold at the PWCC marketplace for that price in late December.
U.S. district court judge Dudley H. Bowen also ordered Oudomsine to pay $10,000 on top of the $85,000 in restitution and three years in prison. He will have three years of “supervised release” after the three years in prison. Oudomsine has also agreed to turn the Charizard card over to prosecutors.
Meanwhile,
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Kiernan Shipka Is Desperately Horny
“Chilling Adventures of Sabrina” star Kiernan Shipka is perhaps the thirstiest thot in all of heathen Hollywood, as she is constantly posting seductive selfies to try and entice us virile Zionist men to come slam her sin holes with our enormous manhoods.
To further illustrate this point, Kiernan was recently caught on camera braless in a little black dress with her hair disheveled while stumbling around the streets of Paris…
Naturally, it no doubt didn’t take long for one the powerful North African Zionists who are culturally enriching France to pump a load down Kiernan’s gullet.
Unfortunately even with a belly full of potent Zionist baby batter a girl like Kiernan’s ravenous appetite for man meat is not satiated, as she signals she wants two more loads dumped in her ASAP.
Clearly what needs to be done is for Kiernan’s overactive sex slit to be circumcised… For once the entrance to her cock cave is turned into a mass of sensitized scar tissue she will not be quite so annoyingly covetous of our Zionist manly essence.
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