Emily Blunt: “Nobel Prize Committees will create an ‘Ultra Nobel Peace Prize (Limited Edition)’ as Trump vowed to Attack Colombia, Cuba, Mexico — and maybe Canada & Greenland too…”
Olivia Munn BREAKING: Upon successful kidnapping of President Maduro, the Nobel Prize Committee finally decided 2026 Nobel Peace Prize must be awarded to the God Chosen President Donald J. Trump
Donna D’Errico BREAKING: Psychic who predicted Global Pandemic now see Trump’s “Bloddy Fall”, Megxit Secret Love Child, and a Plague of “Demonic Flatulence”
Alicia Whitsover leaks sextape over U.S. DEPARTMENT OF WAR DECLARING WAR ON… VIBRATORS! And resulted in massive Buttplugs Supply Crisis to US military bases worldwide
Tihana Lazovic leaks sextape as Santa Trump sends immigrants home in Christmas Deportation Memes… “YOU’RE GOING HO HO HOME”
BREAKING: NORTH POLE MELTDOWN! Sarah Palin & Santa Claus Form “Deplorable List” Ticket, Announce Batshit Congressional Bid in Alaska
