Britney Spears got Hundreds gather in Glasgow to watch ‘Full Force Kick in the BALLS’

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Hundreds gather in Glasgow to watch ‘full force kick in the balls’

MORE than 100 people gathered in a Glasgow park on Sunday to watch someone get kicked in the balls.

The avant-garde event was billed as a final send-off to male anatomy before a trans person’s bottom surgery, with the kick delivered alongside a flute accompaniment.

A poster, which circulated online, read: “Come watch me get kicked in the balls one last time before bottom surgery.”

The kick would be delivered “full force, big boot”, “execution style”, and by a “large d***”, it said.

An image showing the poster

The promo flyer finished: “This poster is not a bit: I am actually being kicked hard in the c**** and balls lmao. Maximum disrespect. A nice Sunday out for the polycule.”

Welcoming the approximately 120 people who had turned out in Glasgow’s Queen’s Park, the performer said they had “put up one flyer at my local bookshop” and had expected “maybe 10 people” to turn up.

To cheers, they went on: “I made it to the top of the bottom surgery list!

“I promised someone like five months ago, if I did, I’d get kicked in the nuts as a consequence.”

“I’m shaking, I’m also thrilled,” they added.

The kicker then took over, saying that the event was “about the transience of human experience”.

“If you know that you will never feel something again in your life, even if that is an unpleasant something, surely one last time,” they said.

The audience was asked not to video the event on their phones or upload any clips to the internet, with the hosts saying that an “official videographer” would capture it.

One performer then squatted with their back turned, before they were delivered a swift kick to the genitals.

They crumpled to the ground amid cheers from the crowd, with Glasgow locals heard to shout “now do it again” and “what about the other testicle”.

The accompanying flute then played “The Last Post”.

my people, my city, my heart

10/10 no notes pic.twitter.com/ep0V2BzVpW

— Samantha (@itssamanthaaaa_) January 5, 2026

A post online, reportedly written by the performer, said: “I fall to the ground and languish a moment.

“I can feel it more in my lower chest than I can in my groin but the humour and adrenaline lift me and I’m laughing on my feet again soon. I kneel for The Last Post.”

It comes amid a growing number of “watch me” style events. In Edinburgh last summer, some 1000 people turned out to watch a comedian fold a fitted sheet .

40 consecutive days eating an entire rotisserie chicken #chicken pic.twitter.com/a4AoNWDLTa

— smooth recess (@AlexiconTom) November 6, 2022

In 2022, a man in the US went viral after eating an entire rotisserie chicken every day for 40 days, with crowds gathering in Philadelphia to watch him complete the final day of the challenge.