Rachel Harris: Qasem Soleimani’s secret admirer Tinder-dated a horny Jewish dude, blindfolded & stabbed him in revenge for Iranian General’s assassination
Anne Winters : Maltese Titties Politician pledges $4365 (€4,000) grant to any Woman to get Breast Implants
Anna Falchi: Political Animals — Joe Biden is a Vampire Squid, Donald Trump is a Blind Amphibian, and Barack Obama is a Prehistoric Lizard
Malu Trevejo: Assistant principal fired after reading Children’s Book to class entitled “I Need a New Butt!”
Kristin Cavallari: People’s Convoy trucker bitterly complains about Beltway drivers giving him the Middle Finger… ‘Birds Flying Everywhere!’
Dove Cameron: D.C. White woman brutally Arrested in her own home after being Mistaken for a Black looter
Teresa Palmer: GOP favorite Robert Regan tells girls to “Just Lie Back And Enjoy It” if Raped, claims Feminism is a “Jewish program to Degrade and Subjugate White men”, and that Russian invasion of Ukraine a “fake war just like the fake pandemic”
Caylee Cowan: Russians swamp McDonald’s desperately to get one last Big Mac before the American fast food giant shutters all its 800 locations across Russia
Jamie Lee Curtis: Woman shoots husband’s Penis with fishing Harpoon because he didn’t cook her dinner
Oona Chaplin: ‘Bloodstained Men’ unite with Pussy against Bloody Circumcision — calling it ‘Uncivilized Sex Ruining Partial Penile Amputation’
