Jennifer Garner: Russia ‘Slavicizes’ McDonald’s as “Uncle Vanya’s”… War or no war, Big Mac addicted Russians must be given their fix
Rachel McAdams: Woman sues over delivery of five-inch Chocolate Penis by a white-glove delivery service called “Dick at Your Door” that she did not order
Ashley Benson: Man leaves TikTok users in shock as he eats RAW BRAINS and TESTICLES – with people comparing him to ‘Wolverine’
Autumn Reeser: Florida Bozo calls Cops demanding they TEST his Meth after fearing he had been duped into buying Bath Salts… He’s charged for drug possession because the Meth is authentic
Peyton Coffee: Vigilante Republican Bill would allow Private Citizens to Seize Russian Oligarchs’ Yachts and Jets
Jessica Brown Findlay: Ukraine reveals ‘Russian warship, go fuck yourself!’ postage stamp based on Fake News… Where 13 Martyrs has been confirmed Alive & Kicking
Zoë Kravitz: New York City library employee wins lawsuit against city over right to be topless at work
Camila Cabello: New York to reserve the first 100 or more Retail Licenses to sell Marijuana for folks who have been convicted of related offenses or their relatives
