Madison Beer: Real Mermaid — Scientists try to solve mystery of 300-year-old mummified Mermaid currently being worshipped at a temple
Kara Del Toro: Personal trainer Dies from Caffeine Overdose after accidentally drinking the equivalent of 200 cups of Coffee
Charli XCX: Florida Man attacked and Killed by Pet Bird called Cassowaries — The first human killed by the species since 1926
Aubrey O’Day: Cristiano Ronaldo is being Molested 24/7 — Crotch of his statue continues to Wear Away due to tourists Rubbing it
Determined to challenge Jeff Bezos Penis Rocket, feminist organization seeks support to launch state-of-the-art Vulva Spaceship… Yeah, Pussy Gonna Moon
Shunka Ayami: The Seshoseki Killing Stone, Said to Have Sealed a Vengeful Fox Demon Over 1000 Years Ago, Splits in Half
Alaska fan of Vanessa Hudgens admits Killing and Eating three neighbors to survive 72-hour long power shortage
Milla Jovovich: Kremlin says the West is behaving like a Bandit & vows to retaliate the Economic Banditry
Kendall Jenner’s burglar fanboy snorts Dried Sperm thinking it was Cocaine, contracts Herpes and Syphilis
