Rachel McAdams: Woman sues over delivery of five-inch Chocolate Penis by a white-glove delivery service called “Dick at Your Door” that she did not order

Woman sues over delivery of chocolate penis

Only a nation with the entrepreneurial spirit of the United States could think up a white-glove delivery service called “Dick at Your Door.”

In an unequivocal sign of the impending apocalypse, a company called Dick at Your Door got sued in Ventura County, California, Superior Court by a woman who complained she received a five-inch chocolate penis that she did not order.

Plaintiff Linda Parks says the offensive chocolate phallus was delivered to her house in Ventura County this past June without explanation and that when she followed up with the owners of Dick at Your Door, her attempts to verify the identity of the person who made the delivery were rebuffed.

“Defendants … despite their public disclosures of persons contracted for sending their sick ‘novelties’, failing and refusing to disclose the person responsible for the offensive and outrageous conduct alleged herein,” Parks says in a terse two-page complaint filed Tuesday.

Parks says she believes Dick at Your Door is no longer solvent and is incapable of answering the complaint. But she accuses the people behind the company of using it as a shell through which to divert funds to themselves.

However, a general internet search reveals there is indeed a company that will send chocolate facsimiles of penises in a box with the phrase “Eat a Dick” embossed on the underside of the box top. Fun options include a box that on the outside looks like a Covid-19 at-home vaccine kit but actually contains a more modestly sized chocolate phallus.

Parks seeks damages including punitive damages on a single claim of intentional infliction of emotional distress. Besides Dick at Your Door, named defendants include parent company Rain Parade LLC and its owners Adam Hascall and Bryan Pritz.

“The actions of defendants were outrageous, intentional and malicious,” Parks says in her complaint.

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Rachel McAdams Nude Acting Lesson Session

The video below appears to feature actress Rachel McAdams taking part in a intense nude acting lesson with famed heathen Hollywood acting coach Guy Fiddleman.

Of course it comes as no surprise to see an award winning actress like Rachel McAdams continue to try and perfect her craft with acting lessons, for like all women she has a small feeble brain and thus requires constant training to properly perform even the simplest of tasks.

Yes, us virile Neo Nazi men know all too well from the women in our own harems, that they must have regular reminders on how to be the best whores possible. Actresses are no different, only instead of getting to suck on enormous Islamic tunic snakes they must deal with pathetically tiny and crocked Jew penises.