Nadine Rochex: German town votes to conduct Genocide on Pigeons for real… May enlist Neck-Snapping Falconer
Rola Takizawa: Denmark recalled several Korean Samyang Spicy Ramen noodles for being too spicy… Capsaicin levels in noodle could Poison consumers
Jessica Alba: US jury holds BANANA giant Chiquita liable for Financing Colombia Paramilitaries Terrorism
Bar Refaeli: What happens to your penis when you die? “They bloat pretty intensely, turn Green, and get Maggoty just like the rest of the body”
Ashley Blankenship: Super Giant Octopus found on Indonesian Coast… Octopus has enough Venom to kill 26 adults within minutes
Nicola Peltz shares a Real Nut Case: Cold Stone Creamery faces suit over Lack of Real Pistachios in Pistachio ice cream
Tami Erin: Portland teachers’ union links to lessons urging students to pray to Allah, write Biden to stop funding Israel
