Miley Cyrus: U.S. Army Colonel reveals presence of Alien life on earth… ‘They’ve been here for a long time’
Kayslee Collins: Robert F Kennedy Jr lists Foreclosed Home in New York as Voting Address, which he’s neither the owner nor a resident
Alina Aliluykina: Pope set to hold press conference on Aliens and the Supernatural… and then to “Talk Tough with aliens about “New Universe Order”?
Alexandra Daddario: Aaron Rodgers told RFK Jr. he was a ‘Fucking Football Player’ when asked about the VP spot
Swathi Naidu: Hindutva Nazis plotting to Annex Haiwaii as they found out the island ISN’T Covered by NATO Defense Pact
Far-right Christians blame Madonna’s Sexual Content of the ‘Satanic’ Concert for Floods in southern Brazil that killed 116 folks
Shoko Takahashi: Western media claim there’s a ‘Reverse Zoo’ in China where Visitors are CAGED while Animals are allowed to Roam Free
Mia Kirshner’s BFF got TWO Vaginas… She isn’t cheating on Two Boyfriends because they each have a vagina to themselves
Gatita Yan: Modeled after China’s Panda Diplomacy, Malaysia’s launching ‘Orangutan Diplomacy’ to pitch Apes for Palm Oil… their Greatest Threat
