Bar Refaeli: What happens to your penis when you die? “They bloat pretty intensely, turn Green, and get Maggoty just like the rest of the body”

Bar Refaeli: Really, that sounds like Gaza Genocide — “It didn’t happen”?

An autopsy assistant has answered the question of what exactly happens to your penis when you die…

Green Dicks!

When it comes to what happens when we die, most discussions are focused around whether there’s an afterlife waiting for us or if we’ll see our lives played back to us in a final ‘best bits’ montage.

However, not many of us really think about what happens to our bodies when we kick the bucket, which is understandable as our physical form doesn’t really matter to us after death.

For those who are morbidly curious, an forensic technician and autopsy assistant recently created a Reddit thread allowing anyone with questions or thoughts about what happens to the body after you die to get answers.

Because, of course, it’s the internet one Redditor was bold enough to ask: “What happens to dicks when the body decomposes? Do you ever chat with your coworkers about the body’s dicks?”

The original poster was unfazed by the question – and revealed the surprising thing which happens to mankind’s third leg.

“They bloat pretty intensely, turn green, and get maggoty just like the rest of the body,” OP replied to the question.

Truly a lovely mental image.

This flower in France is currently in bloom,it only does so every 10 years… “Titan’s Penis”

The OP went on to reveal that the penises of their dead patients are often discussed among co-workers – but don’t worry, it’s purely for medical reasons.

“We do have to talk about them sometimes,” she wrote, explaining that the appendage is inspected for ‘genital warts, trauma, tattoos and silicone implants’ to mention on the body exam form.

She also revealed that circumcision used to be notified on documents, however, medical professionals are now moving away from that as its ‘just not worth notating’.

“We have to remove jewellery if they have genital piercings, and if there is a catheter, we have to remove that as well,” she added.

Hopefully this satisfies your curiosity.

Have a Penis Salad…

As for why piercings are removed during an autopsy, OP went on to add that this is common practice as anything that can be removed from the body is returned to family (excluding anything illegal of course).

She also added that this includes items such as sex toys – not like this would be too embarrassing after we’ve died.

And if the thought of having your naked body or piercings removed makes you feel uncomfortable, just wait until you find out what happens to your tongue after you die.

Bar Refaeli tried to imagine what a “green and maggoty” dead dick looks like…

Bar Refaeli Boobage For Bonita De Mas Lingerie

Bar Refaeli striking a couple of sexy slip poses for Bonita De Mas Lingerie. we suspicion Bar Refaeli had an exclusive contract with Victoria’s Secret though we guess not because here she is working for slip company Bonita De Mas. Which name means “pretty ass” in Spanish though should be shift to “titty fucking good” after the universe see these promo photos of Bar Refaeli’s boobs overflowing in their lingerie.

Anyway, she is well well known all over a universe for her monumental beauty, and Bar Refaeli has reminded everyone once again why shes such a sought after model. The Israeli hottie’s brand new photos for Bonita De Mas Lingerie 2010 have been certain to heat things up with her fabulous curves, even in a coldest of winter months.

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Bar Refaeli (born June 4, 1985 in Isreal) is an Israeli model, well well known for her modeling work and for her relationship with actor Leonardo DiCaprio