Joanna Krupa Nip Slips because Ronaldo the 6ft ‘Woke’ Male Snake gives birth to 14 babies in rare ‘Virgin Birth’… just like Virgin Mary
Himari Kinoshita: Korean Robots may be committing Suicide en masse… as an administrative robot defunct after apparent suicide
Emanuela De Paula: Florida dude’s Colon Explodes after Coughing and Sneezing at the same time in a diner… causing his Intestines to fall Out of his body
Jennifer Ehle: Walmart forced by Hyperinflation to replace its Price Labels with Digital Screens… but the company swears it won’t use it for Price Gouging
Taylor Swift’s Private Jet Spray-Painted Orange by Just Stop Oil due to “CATS” film which is straight up Furry Pornography
Lauren Grimson: Picassos hung in Toilet Cubicle at Mona Museum in response to “Adverse Discrimination Ruling” aka Woke Rules
Annalise Basso & Alia Shawkat: Aileen Cannon to rule if Jack Smith can use ‘Highly Incriminating Evidence’
Paz de la Huerta: Tony Blair solved one of the world biggest confusion — What is a man/woman? Answer: A Woman has a Vagina and a Man has a Penis. Period.
Christina Aguilera: Congressional candidate Anthony Hudson posts MLK Jr. Deepfake Endorsement… “Yes, it is me, Martin Luther King. I came back from the dead to say I have ANOTHER dream”
