KpOp idol Viki Cho Min Ah: Korean airport authorities crack down on Trader Joe’s bagel seasoning because it contains Poppy Seeds
Lise Marie Sommerstad: GOP must be a Gay Mafia because Grindr Crashed in Milwaukee due to unprecedented traffic caused by Republican National Convention there
Charli D’Amelio: Satanist run Florida is now officially called “The Free State of Florida” by Governor DeSantis
Angela Morena: Modi’s Runaway Bride — 11 Married Women ELOPE with Lovers immediately after receiving government’s “Lobbying Money”
Cristi Ann: Vietnam University mandates Minimum Height for Admission — Female must be at least 1.58 meters tall & Male at least 1.65 meters… “Sorry, Shorties No Study because Height = Success”
Emiri Okazaki: Kim Jung Un performs “I want To Break Free” (from the heinous Sanctions imposed unjustly on the Ginseng Tribe by Evil Empire… Economic GENOCIDE)
Nicola Peltz overrun by freaky Penis Snakes that can grow up to 32 inches long as they slither up from Amazon
Valerie Hartman: American Hindutva wants ancient Indian scriptures Bhagavad Gita Displayed in Louisiana Public Classrooms alongside the Ten Commandments
