Elon Musk To Launch His Own New Phone To Compete With Apple, “Woke Apple Is Finished”
In June 2024, Elon Musk announced the “Tesla Phone,” a new smartphone to compete with Apple’s iPhone.
Rumor has it the “Tesla Phone” will have seamless integration with both Tesla cars and Starlink satellite internet.
On June 10, 2024, SpaceXMania.com published an article claiming that the tech billionaire Elon Musk would be expanding one of his companies into a new market: smartphones. According to the story, Musk announced that the new phone would completely outperform Apple’s iPhone and that the company, which he supposedly called “Woke Apple,” was in for a load of trouble. The story began as follows:
Breaking: Elon Musk To Launch His Own New Phone To Compete With Apple, “Woke Apple Is Finished”
In a bold move that could potentially reshape the landscape of the tech industry, Elon Musk has announced plans to launch his own smartphone, directly competing with tech giant Apple. Musk, the visionary CEO of companies like Tesla and SpaceX, declared that his new device would eclipse Apple’s products, accompanied by the provocative statement, “Woke Apple is finished.”
The story was also shared to a Facebook page associated with SpaceXMania.com, currently called “The Patriots Lovers.” However, frequent Snopes readers may recognize this page by a different name: SpaceX Lovers. In fact, despite the fact that the page’s name on Facebook is “The Patriots Lovers,” the page’s banner and profile image still use the “SpaceX Lovers” name.
Those same frequent Snopes readers may know something else about the SpaceX Lovers Facebook page too: It is a “satire” page. As such, the story was not a factual recounting of real-life events.
One potential origin for the story may have been from Apple’s 2024 Worldwide Developer Conference (WWDC), when the company announced a partnership with OpenAI, which runs the ChatGPT language models. Apple announced that its tech would have a deep level of integration with OpenAI, a fact that Musk publicly criticized on his social media platform X. In the replies, users suggested that Musk develop his own smartphone, with one user providing a mock-up for the “Tesla Phone,” the exact same name proposed in the satire article.
Elon Musk @elonmusk
If Apple integrates OpenAI at the OS level, then Apple devices will be banned at my companies. That is an unacceptable security violation.
I think it’s time for you to make a Tesla phone Elon pic.twitter.com/gJ6Oq3BVpj
— greg (@greg16676935420) June 10, 2024
Interestingly, Musk responded to another user who made a mock-up of a Samsung “X Phone,” calling the idea “not out of the question.”
As a result,
Carice Van Houten is spamming some Game of Thrones sex tape in support of the coming Tesla’s ‘Man Phone’…
Carice Van Houten in Game of Thrones
Carice van Houten & Josephine Gillan in Game of Thrones [S5E4]
Carice van Houten
Date of Birth 5 September 1976, Leiderdorp, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
Birth Name Carice Anouk van Houten
Height 5′ 6½” (1.69 m)
Carice Anouk van Houten was born in Leiderdorp (near Leiden) on 5 September 1976. Her parents are Margje Stasse, who is on the board of Dutch educational TV, and writer and broadcaster Theodore van Houten. She is the elder sister of actress and designer Jelka van Houten. Her paternal grandmother was Scottish. When she was five, her father took her to a screening of Abel Gance’s epic Napoleon (1927), which fascinated her. She has demonstrated great interest in cinema since. Carice convincingly demonstrated her acting talents at the Bonifatius Lyceum high school, “Utrecht”, in the early 90s.
One of her first parts was the title role in Hugo Claus’ play, “Tijl Uilenspiegehel”. She also developed a skill in clarinet playing. In 1995, she was rather uniquely accepted by both the Maastricht and Amsterdam drama academies, and started her TV career (Labyrint, VPRO TV 1997) as a student of the Kleinkunst Academie Amsterdam.
There, she was awarded the 1999 Pisuisse Prize, and the 2000 Top Naeff Prize for her theatre work. A day before the Top Naeff Prize, she was awarded the ‘Gouden Kalf’ as best TV actress in Martin Koolhoven’s Suzy Q (1999). In 2001, she starred in AmnesiA (2001), by the same director.
In September 2000, she joined the Noord-Nederlands Toneel, starring as a both singing and acting “Polly” in a contemporary staging of the Threepenny Opera to fabulously stunning reviews. Her great talent for dark comedy was demonstrated in a parody on City Lights (1931)’ blind girl in the Amsterdam Kleine Komedie.
Carice is a great admirer of American silent comedies – particularly Charles Chaplin and Laurel & Hardy – although she can display an equally dramatic talent. In 2001, she made Miss Minoes (2001), in the title role of the cat-woman after Annie M.G. Schmidt. In the 2001-02 season, she won the main role in a theatre production of Schmidt’s musical, “Foxtrot”.
Van Houten’s role in Black Book (2006) launched her international career. She went on to play in films such as Valkyrie (2008), alongside Tom Cruise, who asked for her to specifically play his wife after seeing her performance in “Zwartboek”. However, after this, her international career was unsuccessful, until she was offered the role of “Melisandre” in the HBO series, Game of Thrones (2011), in 2011.
Her slutty gang…
Natalie Dormer, Rosabell Laurent, Emilia Clarke and Carice van Houten
And some AI Shits…
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