Inka Williams: How to eat all the gourmet meals at Six Flags for just $150 a year — Dude saved so much he paid off student loans and bought a house 📂 Sociopolitics
Madison Beer: Jewish speakers predicted Facebook will soon die as “Meta” means “Dead” in Hebrew… Yay, the MetaWorld will soon be a better place 📂 Offbeat
Andressa Urach: Walker Police looking for owner of backpack full of drugs left in road. Have you lost or misplaced a bag with 50 grams of cocaine, 120 oxycodone tablets, etc? 📂 Offbeat
Emilia Clarke: No money for proper food due to Hyperinflation, how about sampling Penis Pogo and smell Penis Plant for Halloween? 📂 Offbeat
Jang Ja-yeon: Kim Jong-un tells Starving North Koreans to Eat Less until 2025 as food runs low (due to Hyperinflation caused by “Satanic” USA?) 📂 Offbeat
Madison Iseman: Snapchat CEO Evan Spiegal: “Meta or Beta, Facebook remains as Evil as before as a leopard never changes its spots” 📂 Scandal
