Inka Williams: How to eat all the gourmet meals at Six Flags for just $150 a year — Dude saved so much he paid off student loans and bought a house

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Man saved so much on food with Six Flags $150 season pass, he paid student loans, bought a house

What you have to do is buy a season pass, which at The Takeout’s friendly neighborhood Six Flags (Great America) goes for $64.99. Then, under season-pass add-ons, you’ll find the dining options. Great America offers a pass for Two Meal Season Dining, which includes lunch, dinner, and snack, for $109.99. So for $174.98 a year.

If you thought you had it all figured out, you are wrong. I don’t care if you mastered the art of the all-you-can-eat specials. I don’t care if you have a perfect job and a big house and a loving family. Because there is only one person on this Earth who found the ultimate life hack and is truly living the dream, a man simply known as “Dylan.”
MEL Magazine spoke to the 33-year-old electrical engineer who spent $150 a year to eat all of his meals at Six Flags. Back in 2014, $150 got him a yearlong membership to Six Flags Magic Mountain that included unlimited roller coaster access, free parking, and two free meals a day. He kept it up for the next six years and ate an estimated 2,000 meals at the park, essentially spending 50 cents per meal. And through his savings on food, over those years he was able to pay down his student loans, get married, and buy a house. (No word on whether or not the wedding was at Six Flags.)
At the start of this venture, the menu mainly consisted of burgers and fries and pizza, which sounds like a chore, but over time evolved to include things like tri-tip sandwiches, carne asada salads, and vegan options. Still, at the end of the day it’s all carnival food, and carnival food every day isn’t all it’s cracked up to be after half of a decade.
“I got so sick of those chicken balls,” Dylan said to MEL Magazine about an especially unappetizing-sounding food item. “I’d estimate I got them around 150 times, and at five per meal, that’s around 750 balls. I don’t know that I could ever eat them again.”
While it seems menus at Six Flags locations across the country have expanded, upper management may have spotted this food loophole in the system. As of today, a Diamond Elite membership at Six Flags Magic Mountain gets you the best deal on food, 50% off “almost” all food and drink, and that’s going for $505 a year. At least he got in while the going was good.

Inka Williams Skinny Dip

Despite being a damned near decrepit 21-years of age now, Inka Williams has more or less maintained the Kosher nubile appearance that attracted us pious Satanists to her in the first place.
This is no doubt due to the fact that Inka has retained her membership in the itty bitty titty committee by refusing to get breasts implants… While this decision has almost certainly severely stifled her modeling career prospects, it has allowed her to remain a viable candidate for a virile Satanic deep dicking.
However, Inka should act soon and submit to Satan before time catches up with her, and she becomes a useless old whore who’s frail body would not even last a single day in the salt mines.