Meta: Facebook’s new name ridiculed by Hebrew speakers
Facebook’s announcement that it is changing its name to Meta has caused quite the stir in Israel where the word sounds like the Hebrew word for “dead”.
In Hebrew, *Meta* means *Dead*
The Jewish community will ridicule this name for years to come.— Nirit Weiss-Blatt, PhD (@DrTechlash) October 28, 2021
A number of people have taken to Twitter to share their take on the name under the hashtag #FacebookDead.
BTW,
META:
M = Manipulating
E = Everyone
T = Through
A = Advertising
Madison Beer’s Hyperinflationary MetaAss Leaks
Meanwhile, morons are buying up anything with word “Meta”…
Meta shares spike — but it’s a Canadian materials company, not the rebranded Facebook
Meta Materials, a Canadian materials technology company, rose after Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg said he was changing his company’s name to Meta.
Investors have put money into stocks in the past like Signal Advance and Zoom Technologies, based on news from companies with similar names.
- Meta Materials spiked late on Thursday, for the same reason that Zoom Technologies rallied in 2019 and Signal Advance surged in January: It’s all about the name.
- Facebook co-founder Mark Zuckerberg on Thursday said his company will now be called Meta. The official corporate name will be Meta Platforms and, starting Dec. 1, the stock will trade under ticker symbol MVRS.
- Meta Materials has nothing to do with Facebook. It’s a Canadian material science company, whose technology is used for things like “transparently blocking a specific color of light, or invisibly heating a window in a car,” according to its website.
After the close of regular trading on Thursday, shares of Meta Materials, which trades under ticker symbol MMAT, surged as much as 25%, following a 4.8% gain during market hours. With the rally, the company is worth just over $1.5 billion, a fraction of a percent of the value of the company formerly known as Facebook.
George Palikaras, the CEO of Meta Materials, tweeted on Thursday, “I would like to cordially welcome @Facebook to the #metaverse.”
Madison Beer says fuck Facebook Meta or Beta… Life goes on.
Madison Beer Nude Selfies Released
Actress, singer, and social media star, Madison Beer appears to have just released the set of nude selfie photos below online.
Of course it comes as no surprise to see that someone with an alcoholic surname like Madison Beer is such a sloppy intoxicating slut… Who clearly has impaired inhibitions, as she brazenly shows off her blasphemous bare boobies like this.
You better believe that if Madison’s last name was “CamelMilk” or “FigJuice” she wouldn’t be behaving like a wanton Jezebel by constantly showcasing her perky tits and long lean legs. In fact, if Madison came from a respectful lineage that drank proper refreshments, she would be wearing the burka while her vapid ass did fieldwork pulling the plow like the mindless piece of farming equipment that she is.
Yeah, MetaAss…
And of course, MetaBoobs…
MetaFap?
MetaPussy?
MetaLesbian?
And this is Meta…???