Tottie Goldsmith: Fake heiress Anna Delvey announces she’s set up her own LAW FIRM payable through Dogecoin π Scandal
Galadriel Stineman: Balenciaga launches ‘Distressed Sneakers’ costing a whopping $1,850 for the Rich to Cosplay as Poor π Offbeat
Erika Eleniak: Taliban with $10 million bounty on his head says ‘Naughty Girl should stay home’ π Offbeat
Ellie Lou: Naughty Girls asked to Stop picking carnivorous Penis Pitcher plants that “smell sweet… just like a Candy” π Offbeat
Ayanna Misola & Janelle Tee: Facebook’s Cryptocurrency Scammer Queen βLisa Brownβ caught with her panties down π ExposΓ©
Sweet Anita: Twitter engineer complains all his colleagues are Commie as Fuck, routinely Censor Conservatives and do not believe in Free Speech at all π Scandal
Millie Bobby Brown: Aussie thot admits she deeply Regrets her tattoo because it’s a ‘Dick Magnet’ attracting lotta creepy crawlies π Offbeat
Dua Lipa: It Rains Diamonds on Neptune and Uranus, does it rain diamonds on Saturn and Jupiter as well? π Sociopolitics