AOC says she’s itching to ditch her Tesla after spat with Elon & Doctor burned to death in his crashed Tesla because car’s electronic door handles didn’t pop out π Scandal
Amber Heard: ‘How To Murder Your Husband’ writer Nancy Crampton Brophy found Guilty of Murdering her Husband π Scandal
Emilia Clarke: Occult Club for Pagans, Witches and Satanists says its affiliation with the Adelaide University Union has been rejected because of a complaint its members may summon the Devil onto campus π Offbeat
Penis of Sara Sampaio’s fanboy started to ROT after he got it stuck in the neck of a plastic bottle for TWO MONTHS during ‘Masturbation Game’ π ExposΓ©
Florence Pugh: Assassination of George W Bush foiled by FBI following his recent gaffe condemning the ‘unjustified & brutal’ Iraq Invasion π Offbeat
Luna Blaise: Atwood responds to book bans with βunburnableβ edition of Handmaidβs Tale π Offbeat
India Eisley: Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt floats mandatory Vasectomies for all Boys as his state nears nationβs strictest abortion law π Offbeat