Scarlett Johansson & Alexandra Daddario: Two Bozos arrested in Louisiana for illegally transporting House and knocking down trees, mailboxes, road signs, power lines causing 695 families without power, and just abandoned the House on the road 📂 Offbeat
Megan Fox: Caster Semenya insists officials see her Vagina to prove she is female — She got internal Testes that produce 3 times the Testosterone expected in a female 📂 Offbeat
Pallavi Patil: English town Councilor resigns as he is unable to do his job due to on-going allegations that he is Cult Graffiti Artist ‘Banksy’ 📂 Offbeat
Halsey Claims Label ‘Won’t Let Me’ Release New Song ‘Unless They Can Fake a Viral Moment on TikTok’ 📂 Scandal
Kylie Jenner: Ukraine dispatches Thot Protester to crash the red carpet at Cannes Film Festival 📂 Offbeat
Chloe Bennet: Elon Musk officially names his “Happy Ending Massage” Sex Scandal as ‘Elongate’ — Perversely exposing his Erected Penis to a Flight Attendant seeking Horsey style Beastiality Sex & Paid $250,000 for her Silence 📂 Scandal
Charli D’Amelio: Jihadist Dude Chops Off Penis for ‘Greater Good’ after Smoking Marijuana… He got a message from Allah? 📂 Offbeat
Sarah Holmes: Swipe left! ‘Pharma Bro’ Martin Shrekli is on Bumble one DAY after his early release for Fraud 📂 Scandal
