Amy Kupps: Professional Thot Mistress who only dates Married Men gives advises how to stop your husband straying – from having sex in CHURCH to changing your hair color
Daisy Ridley: Church of Flying Spaghetti Monster Leader demand to wear a Pirate Hat in his Driver’s Licence photo rejected by Insurance Corporation of British Columbia
Alissa Violet: Scientists to Broadcast Earth’s Location to Aliens, ignoring Stephen Hawking’s Warning & risking Genocide of Mankind
Mistress June: China BANS use of ancient wisdom such as Fengshui to predict stock market trend (because the markets are modern scam?)
Maya Jama: Teen’s Nipples Fall Off after ‘Freezing’ them with Axe Body Spray in dare by a classmate to spray two entire cans of the ‘Titties Terminator’
Lynda Wiesmeier: Ukraine reportedly killed Russian troops with poisoned Buns & Alcohol — Russian killing is ‘Genocide’, but Ukrainian murdering is called ‘Non-Combat Losses’?
