Dakota Fanning: Mark Zuckerberg claims he is “The Eye of Sauron”… The Vulva/Butthole God?

Mark Zuckerberg Says Meta Employees “Lovingly” Refer to Him as “The Eye of Sauron”

Speaking in the second person, he said, “You have this unending amount of energy to go work on something, and if you point that at any given team, you will just burn them”

Mark Zuckerberg and his Vulva (or Butthole?) looking “Eye of Sauron”

Mark Zuckerberg hasn’t always had a squeaky-clean reputation, and the Facebook/Meta founder and CEO has accrued a slew of less-than-flattering nicknames throughout his career. But during his recent appearance on The Tim Ferriss Show, he shared a particularly eyebrow-raising label given to him by his own employees: The Eye of Sauron.

Eye of Sauron
The Eye of Sauron, or Great Eye, was a symbol adopted by the Dark Lord in the Third Age. It was said that few could endure its terrible gaze. The Eye was used as a symbol on armor and banners of Mordor, representing Sauron’s quasi-omnipotence.

The Eye of Sauron [Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, 2002]

Zuckerberg brought up the moniker after he and Ferriss began discussing how he manages his energy in the workplace while constantly being barraged with news and information. “Maybe I’m not strong-willed enough or calm enough to do just straight-up meditation,” Zuck said. “I actually need to put myself in a situation where it’s difficult to not focus on that thing.”

He continued: “Some of the folks I work with at the company — they say this lovingly — but I think that they sometimes refer to my attention as the Eye of Sauron. You have this unending amount of energy to go work on something, and if you point that at any given team, you will just burn them.”

For those who haven’t travelled to Middle-earth in a couple of Ages, the Eye of Sauron is a manifestation of the titular Lord of the Rings. Without delving too deeply into fantasy lore, it is canonically nefarious, and bad things happen when it notices you. Zuckerberg’s computer nerd demeanor doesn’t quite scream “Dark Lord” to us, but we don’t deny that Meta employees would compare his semi-autocratic mode of operation to that of the Eye. Either way, we’re not so sure that’s a compliment, Mark. See Zuck’s full interview with Tim Ferriss below, with the relevant section beginning around 20:10.

Speaking of malevolent campaigns, Facebook recently hired a GOP firm to launch a prolonged smear attack on TikTok. This act of corporate vindictiveness escalated after Facebook lost users for the first time ever. In slightly less distressing news, the company blocked access in Russia last month in response to the country’s invasion of Ukraine.

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Dakota Fanning Nude Sex Scene From “The Randy Roommate”

The video below appears to feature actress Dakota Fanning in a graphic nude sex scene from a filmed titled “The Randy Roommate”.

Seeing Dakota Fanning getting her fanny cheeks clapped in this nude sex scene certainly comes as quite a surprise to us pious Satanist men… Not because she is a chaste and righteous woman of course, but rather because we can not believe that she is still being cast in films.

Yes, we had hoped that a washed-up child star like Dakota would of had the decency to stop trying to “make it” in Showbiz, and would instead ride off into the sunset and overdose in some Hollywood Hills drug den…

But alas Dakota doesn’t appear to be throwing in the towel on her “career” just yet. For even to this day she still parades around her sinfully erect tit toppers on the streets of LA in the hopes of landing a role that will catapult her back into the spotlight.