Romee Strijd: If you haven’t contracted COVID-19 yet, it simply means you have no friends… You need to start dating Elona Musk on Grindr
Caylee Cowan: Russian TV Host calls for ‘Regime Change’ in the U.S. –- Urging Americans to oust Joe Biden and reinstate Donald Trump as POTUS
Andie MacDowell: Sen. Bruce Bostelman claims schools are placing Litter Boxes in school bathrooms to accommodate children who self-identify as Cats
Maddie Ziegler: Bride complains how her Brother’s Social Escort ‘Plus One Girl’ seized the opportunity to make some money for Nookie at her wedding by Bonking drunk guests
Vanessa Hudgens: Breatharianism Diet Cult says y’all are 5D beings trapped in 3D world who’d find happiness consuming Big Mac & Diet Coke, as all McDonald’s locations are protected by 5D energies & spiritual portals
Dove Cameron: Truck carrying 7,500 lbs of ‘Semen Eels’ crashes & releases a river of Goo Incapacitating Automobiles like Spider-Man’s web
Gal Gadot & Candice Swanepoel: Asian American Journalist Fired for covering Proud Boys Protest, accused as ‘Neo-Nazi, Fascist, and White Supremacist’
Sobia Nasir: Indian police arrest student for wishing peace, harmony, and unity to every nation on Pakistan Republic Day
