Offbeat – Page 77

Camille Chen: Sheriff encourages homeowners to Shoot burglars/invaders to ‘save taxpayers money’… Happy to train folks to become better Shooters

Alexa Demie: Elon Musk wanna shoot SpaceX rocket to impregnant Bill Gates but Gates’ aide says ‘Go F Yourself, U Baldy Fake Tech Genius’

Olivia Culpo: Cops fired for ignoring Robbery to catch Snorlax in Pokemon Go… court review denied

Eimi Fukada: Jacinda Ardern greeted by giant SAD Dancing Kiwifruit during visit to Japan

Sandra Bullock: Denver says No Marijuana Smoking at 420 Fest, Pot Shop closed, and the city hits 69 Degrees at 4:20pm on 4/20

Peyton List: Canadian Penises 12th Biggest in World vs. U.S. comes up Short at 59th, study finds

Nina Dobrev: Texas State Troopers told to Slim Down Waistline or face consequences — Denied Promotions, Overtime, or even be Removed from enforcement duties completely

McKayla Maroney: Swiss Dude rushed to ICU for ‘Tore Lung’ due to Masturbating Too Hard

You may hire Lindsay Lohan as Influencer for Crypto Hacks & Scams Promo ($25,000/Tweet) — Viral ‘Shill Price List’ Leaks

Emilia Clarke & Natalie Dormer: Dublin Airport got 12,272 noise Complaints last year from just One Person

Emmanuel Macron exposes Chest Hair like a Gorilla in a bid to win voters from sexy Marine Le Pen

Brittany Snow: Tucker Carlson’s ‘The End of Men’ says Testicle Tanning is one sure way to maintain Testosterone Level for true Manhood