Aimi Yoshikawa: ‘Fictosexual’ Japanese dude no longer able to communicate with Hatsune Miku the Hologram he married in 2018, in a wedding that cost more than $17,000
Avril Lavigne: 60-year-old 1950s McDonald’s bag with french fries found in wall of Illinois house ‘still perfectly crispy’
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: Elon Musk accuses me AOC of FLIRTING with him, I piss off the Billionaire Troll by telling him Mark Zuckerberg is way better for humping
Kaley Cuoco: Israel Panics as American tourist brings an Unexploded Bombshell found on Golan Heights as souvenir to Ben Gurion Airport
Aria Logan: Dating Sites, Sex Traffickers, Pimps, Perverts, Prostitutes, and Porn Stars are all Cashing in the Ukraine War $$$
Freya Allan: Westminster College offers Pornography Class — ‘Hardcore Porn is as American as apple pie and more popular than Sunday night football’
Valkyrae: Putin’s Rasputin — Prophet Aleksandr Dugin hates America and is obsessed with Nazis, the occult, and the end times
Madison Lintz: Red Hot Chili Peppers Fan accidentally buys Tickets to Red NOT Chili Peppers is Pissed
Anna Kendrick: Startup to sell Lab-Grown Tiger Steaks to Restaurants… Siberian Tiger, Leopard, Black Panther, Bengal Tiger, Lion, Elephant, Zebra are also in the works
Madison Beer: Jinx the Pussy Cat known for huge eyes & wonky feet to become Mayor of small Michigan town called Hell
