Mackenzie Ziegler: Bored Ape’s ‘Bored & Hungry’ Crypto Restaurant has Stopped Accepting Crypto for payment
Millie Bobby Brown: Apple’s retail employees are using Android Phones with Encrypted Chats to keep Unionization Plans Secret… and No Eavesdropping by Tim Cook
Margot Robbie: Swiss ‘Zero Star’ Hotel offers Sleepless Nights to ponder world’s crises including the prevailing Hyperinflation
January Jones: Inflation so unbearable that Greek state TV broadcasts advice on how to STEAL gasoline
Charli XCX: Marjorie Taylor Greene slams British Journo over gun laws and tells her to “Go Back To Your Country & worry about your no guns… we like ours here”
Millie Bobby Brown & Scarlett Johansson: Woman puts Cannabis in her vagina and get Orgasms every single day!
Hailee Steinfeld: Saudi Arabia announces new Crackdown on Rainbows… seizes Rainbow Toys for promoting Homosexuality
Paige Searcy: Dude gets Cut Off from more Booze at ‘Beauty & the Beast’ Bar in Disney’s Grand Floridian… Screams “You Aren’t My Mom” & vows to return with “Videos of Expensive Cars”