Shantel VanSanten: Cambodian catches the World’s Largest recorded Freshwater Fish — a Stingray in the Mekong River, south of Stung Treng
Anna Kendrick: Coney Island’s annual Mermaid Parade returns after COVID pause as thousands of scantily clad New Yorkers descend on the beach
Ariana Grande: A sadist, a masochist, a murderer, a necrophile, a zoophile and a pyromaniac discussing having Sex with a Cat
Ariana Grande: Creeps are Stealing DNA from Celebs for Dark Purposes — “Imagine being able to produce a child with your favorite movie star using the DNA from a strand of hair or flake of skin”
Erin Moriarty: Porn Site Stripchat offers Golfers Free VIP Membership to Turn Down Saudi LIV Golf Series 2022
Monika Vovsa: Sriracha shortage in Americas is causing panic among chili sauce aficionados… just like toilet rolls shortage during the pandemic
Millie Bobby Brown: Lauren Boebert says Jesus didn’t have enough AR-15s to prevent crucifixion & introduces bill to label Fentanyl as Weapon of Mass Destruction
Billie Eilish: Russia warns European Bastards will be annihilated in a Nuclear Apocalypse if the West arms Ukraine Missiles (Polish Degenerates even justifies Nukes)
