Charli & Dixie D’Amelio: Woman cut off lover’s Head and Penis after Killing him during Sex while high on Meth
Becca Means: ‘Snip for Shake’ — Free Milkshakes with Proof of Vasectomy… Save Roe v. Wade, Cut off your Balls
Lily Chee: Chinese luxury Ice Cream under fire for selling products that Don’t Melt even blasted with a Blowtorch
Alexandra Stan: Superhacker David Do takes over Disneyland’s Instagram & Facebook and threatens black people with ‘Covid-20’ in revenge for ‘staff mocking his Small Penis’
Anna Christian: Tucker Carlson suggests Shootings are result of “Lectures from women on Male Privilege”
Aubrey O’Day: Biden sends FIVE MILLION barrels of Oil from National Reserve abroad when U.S. is having catastrophic shortage & hyperinflation
