Emmanuelle Vaugier: Woman claims she contracted STD after janitor dipped his penis inside her water bottle
Zoey Deutch: Naked Woman Chases Jehovah’s Witnesses Off of her porch and down the street yelling “Succumb To My Devil Vagina Magic!”
Maddie Ziegler: Alaska Snow Crab season canceled as officials investigate Disappearance of an estimated 1 Billion crabs
Woke Jacinda Ardern proposes Taxing Cow Burps to reduce emissions after proposing Global Totalitarian Censorship for Non-Woke Speech a while ago
Jessica Burciaga: Jennifer Siebel Newsom, wife of California governor, among accusers who will testify at Harvey Weinstein’s Rape and Sexual Assault trial
Wendy O. Williams: ‘Watchmen’ creator Alan Moore Warns Adults Loving Superhero Movies is ‘Infantile’ and can be a ‘Precursor to Fascism’
Leticia Cline: Woke Gender Mess — Biden Admin requires Trans Women to register for Draft if they were Born Male but NOT vice versa
