Katherine McNamara: Milwaukee Police switching to New Guns after three cops accidently Shoot Themselves
Charlotte Ayanna: ‘Now Hiring Non-Stupid People’ — Pasadena’s Pets Gone Wild Resort put up a hiring sign that’s raising eyebrows
Mei Kou: Chinese Dude won ¥219M (US$29.9M) Lottery goes to claim winnings in Baymax costume and keeps the jackpot SECRET from families lest they become ‘Lazy Bums’
Juliette Lewis: Woke Twit testing Elon Musk’s patience by posting Fake News ‘#TrumpIsDead’ (died badly)… Both Musk & Trump treat the nuisance as another Halloween Prank (so far)?
Megan Fox: Woke Washington Post claims they’ve caught a ‘Chinese Spy’ masqurading as ‘Pro-MAGA Activist’ going by the moniker ‘Ultra-MAGA Hot Babe’ who claimed Obama is an ‘Illuminati Lizard’
Carmen Electra: Mondrian painting has been hanging UPSIDE DOWN in different galleries for 75 years without anyone noticing
Lottie Moss: Is Paul Pelosi’s ‘Violent Hammer Assault’ a Political Theater (to fish Sympathy Votes)? Questions abound as the uncanny event suggest it could be politically motivated?
Bo Derek: Woke Trans Singer Strips NAKED Live On Channel 4 and Plays Keyboard with Her PENIS just like President Zelensky
Stella Hudgens: Pope Francis warns of Devil entering our souls through Pornography as Priests & Nuns are now hooked to watching Hardcore Porn… “Please Delete Adult Apps like Onlyfans, Pornhub, etc. as these shits will Destroy Integratity of the Clergy”
Nadine Velazquez: 6 days after getting out of prison for punching a woman and kicking a Chicago cop in the groin, he allegedly punched another woman and kicked another Chicago cop in the groin
