Noah Cyrus: Raising Cane’s Chicken Fingers sues Indiana shopping center after being told it Can’t Sell Chicken Fingers
Stella Hudgens: Larry the Cat outlasts Fourth U.K. prime minister… will Rashee Sanook also be beaten as the Fifth casualty by ‘Pussy King Larry’?
Katheryn Winnick: Florida traveler stuffed Gun into a Raw Chicken and tried to bring it on the plane, TSA says
Britney Spears: Don’t fucking lick the Psychedelic Sonoran Desert Toads to get Stoned… You may die as they’re highly Poisonous
Charlie D’Amelio: Hundreds cheer ‘Chickenman’ devouring Rotisserie Chicken for the 40th consecutive day Red Carpet style. Yes, it’s ‘a part of Philly history’… “Slam that big bird… One more Bite… Hero, hero, hero.”
Kristina Asmus: USA Sexually ‘Teased’ its Troops in the First World War to make them Fight Harder… Believing that sexually satisfied men could not be easily motivated, the aim of this teasing was to generate unmet sexual desire, which the War Department could leverage as motivation to fight
Bella Poach: Tax Dollars Well Spent — A US Air Force flight spent 2 Hours Drawing a Penis in the air near Russian military facilities
Klara Hodell: ‘Inflation’ is a ‘QAnon Lexicon’ invented by ‘MAGA Terrorists’ to gaslight folks… According to MSNBC host Joy Reid who claims Americans had NEVER heard the word ‘Inflation’ until the GOP ‘taught it to them’ – as it rises to 40 year high under Biden
