Maddie Ziegler: Alaska Snow Crab season canceled as officials investigate Disappearance of an estimated 1 Billion crabs

In a major blow to America’s seafood industry, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game has, for the first time in state history, canceled the winter snow crab season in the Bering Sea due to their falling numbers. While restaurant menus will suffer, scientists worry what the sudden population plunge means for the health of the Arctic ecosystem.

An estimated one billion crabs have mysteriously disappeared in two years, state officials said. It marks a 90% drop in their population.

Giant Alaskan King Crab

Freshly caught snow crabs sit in containers on a fishing boat at Mikuni Fishing Port in Mikuni, Fukui Prefecture, Japan

Yum, yum in my tummy…

“Did they run up north to get that colder water?” asked Gabriel Prout, whose Kodiak Island fishing business relies heavily on the snow crab population. “Did they completely cross the border? Did they walk off the continental shelf on the edge there, over the Bering Sea?”

Ben Daly, a researcher with ADF&G, is investigating where the crabs have gone. He monitors the health of the state’s fisheries, which produce 60% of the nation’s seafood.

“Disease is one possibility,” Daly told CBS News.

He also points to climate change. According to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, Alaska is the fastest warming state in the country, and is losing billions of tons of ice each year — critical for crabs that need cold water to survive.

“Environmental conditions are changing rapidly,” Daly said. “We’ve seen warm conditions in the Bering Sea the last couple of years, and we’re seeing a response in a cold adapted species, so it’s pretty obvious this is connected. It is a canary in a coal mine for other species that need cold water.”

Prout said that there needs to be a relief program for fisherman, similar to programs for farmers who experience crop failure, or communities affected by hurricanes or flooding.

When asked what fishermen can do in this situation, with their livelihoods dependent on the ocean, Prout responded, “Hope and pray. I guess that’s the best way to say it.”

Know Your Crabs

Maddie Ziegler is sad. So sad because she is a huge fan of crabs… for real

Here comes her CRAPPY, sorry, we meant to say CRAB Sex Tape

Maddie Ziegler Nude Photo Shoot And Blowjob Black Belt

Model, dancer, and social media star Maddie Ziegler appears to show off her fully nude body for a photo shoot in the pics above.

This is certainly an exciting time for a degenerate like Maddie… For not only does she get paid to prostitute her blasphemous female flesh in front of the camera, but she recently received her blowjob black belt (as you can see from the choker around her neck in the photos above).

Yes, Maddie is clearly a master deep-throating dick sucker who’s mouth has downed more semen than the Cape of Good Hope.

Of course if Maddie wants to truly put her penis polishing skills to the test, she will try to tackle a virile Warmongers’ massive manhood… But she better be prepared to dislocate her jaw like a snake if she hopes to swallow our enormous tunic pythons.