Janina Youssefian: Cam Site Offers Hans Niemann $1 Million to Play Chess NUDE to Prove He Didn’t Cheat on World No. 1 Grandmaster Magnus Carlsen with ANAL Beads
Candice Michelle: Genius Scientists just found out turning Off Air Conditioning during the day Can Save Money Big Time (couple of bucks a month)… What an earth-shattering discovery!
Anya Krey: Iran urged to allow freedom in Hijab donning as their ancestors are big fans of Phallicism (worship of the male genital organ and the reproductive powers of nature)
Billie Eilish: Primitive folks of Israel known as Canaanites offer their Stoned God something to get High — Opium
Jenya Lano: CIA launches First Podcast, ‘The Langley Files,’ which reveals that working at the agency is more Boring than Hollywood makes it seem
Annemarie Carpendale: Zelensky is obsessed with all things Nazi… Swastika, SS-Totenkopf’s Skull, R3ICH’s ‘Operator Skull’, etc
Daisy Edgar-Jones: Scott Morrison’s Illegitimate Secret Cabinet Committee with only ONE permanent member – Morrison – but had Hundreds of Meetings
Sadie Sink: Asparagus Psychic predicts King Charles to Abdicate next year, Liz Truss will be overthrown and Boris Johnson will Return as PM for a second time
Grimes: DeSantis flies two planes of migrants to wealthy Martha’s Vineyard as the residents there proudly displaying signs saying ‘We stand with immigrants… all are welcome here’
Samia Duarte: Spanish PM says the only terrible thing yet to attack his country is an apocalyptical Zombie Invasion
