Salma Hayek: Five killed for being BALD… due to a new superstitious belief that bald men have GOLD in their Head!
Sabrina Carpenter: Elon Musk’s Twitter Rebrand as ‘X’ Gets Site Blocked under Indonesia Porn Laws… Oops
Liz Gallardo: Goldman Sachs rejected Tim Cook’s application for Apple Card due to host of issues including BAD CREDIT
Jennifer Morrison: Elon Musk rebranded Twitter to XVideos and soon he will be handing out free BALLS… Yes, Lotta Balls
While Florence Pugh strips naked in “Oppenheimer”, a new job category emerges in China… ‘Full-Time Children’
Addison Rae: Developer builds hundreds of ‘cheap’ houses encircling owner of a 5 acres posh property for turning down $50M to move
Sofia Vergara: ‘Cocaine Sharks’ become Crackheads due to feasting on Bales of Drugs off Florida’s coast
