Sofia Vergara: ‘Cocaine Sharks’ become Crackheads due to feasting on Bales of Drugs off Florida’s coast

‘Cocaine Sharks’ may be feasting on bales of drugs off Florida’s coast

Large bricks of cocaine are often dumped at sea and picked up by drug smugglers on boats

Thousands of sharks off Florida’s coast may have ingested bales of cocaine left in the water by drug smugglers attempting to get their product into the U.S.

Marine biologist Tom Hird wanted to examine whether the sharks have come into contact with the drug, which is the subject of a documentary that will premiere on Discovery Channel’s Shark Week called “Cocaine Sharks.”

“The deeper story here is the way that chemicals, pharmaceuticals and illicit drugs are entering our waterways — entering our oceans — and what effect that they then could go on to have on these delicate ocean ecosystems,” Hird, known as “The Blowfish,” told Live Science.

Large bricks of cocaine from South and Central America have washed ashore on Florida beaches for decades. The huge bales are often dumped at sea and picked up by drug smugglers on boats.

A great white shark may have ingested cocaine off the coast of Florida amid decades of large bricks of drugs being dumped at sea…. HIGH & STONED!

Hird set off to the Florida Keys to investigate where fishermen told tales of drug-addled sharks consuming the bales. During one dive, they found a hammerhead shark behaving strangely.

In one experiment, Hird and University of Florida environmental scientist Tracy Fanara created packages similar in size and appearance to real cocaine bales. They observed sharks heading straight for the bales and taking bites from them.

One shark grabbed a bale and swam off with it, they said.

In another, they made a “bait ball” of highly concentrated fish powder, which would trigger a dopamine rush similar to a hit of cocaine. The sharks apparently went wild.

Coast Guard Cutter Tampa crew offloads approximately 5,500 pounds of cocaine, worth an estimated $94.6 million, at Base Miami Beach in Miami. (U.S. Coast Guard photo by Chief Petty Officer Charly Tautfest)

“I think we have got a potential scenario of what it may look like if you gave sharks cocaine,” Hird said in the film. “We gave them what I think is the next best thing. [It] set [their] brains aflame. It was crazy.”

Hird noted that what they observed doesn’t mean the sharks have actually consumed cocaine, saying several factors should be considered and that the experiments would need to be repeated multiple times to draw a conclusion.

Sofia Vergara: ‘Cocaine Sharks’? Okay dokey, I gonna grind some white powder for you to get high & stoned…

Sofia Vergara Nude Selfies Celebrating Being Single

Actress Sofia Vergara recently announced that she is getting divorced, and to celebrate her return to single life she appears to have released the set of nude selfie photos below.

Only a lecherous latina like Sofia would see it as a good thing that she has once again failed to please her husband and was kicked to the curb… And while in her heyday in her heathen homeland in the Mexican nation of Colombia she was drug kingpin concubine material, now as a banged out old hussy she’d be lucky to be street dealer’s side piece.

Yes, Sofia may be fantasizing about all of the new strange dick she is going to take, but she is going to be in for a rude awakening when she finds out that the market for her services ain’t what it use to be.

Sofia GIF compilation pt1 : r/SofiaVergara

However all hope is not lost, for she has shown that she possesses a certain skill set by hauling around those enormous udders her whole life (as we can see from the enhanced photo from her younger years above), so she may still be able to find work during harvest season on a Woke poppy plantation.