Maria Aceves: These Lithuanian PENIS/PUSSY-flavored potato chips can be yours for just $7

These Lithuanian penis-flavored potato chips can be yours for just $7

Lithuanian snack company Chazz has just released a new collection of penis- and vagina-flavored potato chips. Yes, really. From the website:

Both Pussy-Flavored and Dick-Flavored chips are not meant for personal use. Sure, you can purchase and munch on them alone, but we have created this product to be SHARED. This can be an awesome gift to your loved one or an open-minded friend with a great sense of humor.

This gift can help you send a straightforward message that you are free of inhibitions and ready to have open conversations about sex, unburdened by judgment or prejudice. When given to a romantic partner, it can act as a clear invitation not only to indulge in oral sex, leaving all discomfort outside the bedroom door but also to explore all other avenues that lead to maximum pleasure for all parties involved. Nowadays, young people are three times less likely to have sex than their parents did at the same age, but we believe that millennials have an obligation and the necessary tenacity to turn this unfortunate situation on its head.

Regarding TASTE: both Pussy-Flavored and Dick-Flavored potato chips are delicious and will be loved by the majority of those who try them. Having said that, these are not your typical run-of-the-mill flavors, so personal experiences may vary.

The PUSSY FLAVOUR chips specifically justify their existence by pointing out that younger people are reportedly less sexually active than their parents were at the same age, and that someone has to do something about this horrible societal problem. How vagina-flavored potato chips are intended to solve that problem is beyond my comprehension.

The DICK FLAVOUR chips are made with 55% potatoes, rapeseed oil, maltodextrin, spices, salt, tomato powder, sugar, yeast extract, 0,6% smoked salt, antioxidant (citric acid), “flavoring,” and “natural flavoring” (scare quotes added). The PUSSY FLAVOUR chips follow a similar recipe, with the addition of “onions, garlic, sugar, cream powder, yeast extract, natural flavouring, acidity regulator (sodium acetate), lemon powder (lemon juice powder, natural flavouring), parsley, black pepper, natural sour cream flavouring, antioxidant (citric acid), bay leaves.” That bolding is theirs, by the way. Whatever it means.

Maria Aceves: How about some Pussy flavored chips for a change?

Dick-Flavored Potato Chips: the Sequel

Inside the Jungle of Opinions

Did you know that about 10 percent of everyone’s dreams involve sex? Studies show that at least one in every ten dreams has some sexual content in it: women see themselves having sex with famous politicians and other celebrities, whereas men tend to dream about sexual scenarios involving multiple partners.

The news about our Pussy-Flavored potato chips has rocked the world and caused quite a stir. Just like in many other countries, the Lithuanian society displayed three distinctive reactions: the majority of people welcomed the bold product, urging us to “stop at nothing”, the neutral group just had a good laugh, whereas the last sector cringed at the idea and accused us of “inequality”.

The CHAZZ Team has taken both radically different opinions into account and now, after a period of extensive work, are ready to introduce the new Dick-Flavored potato chips for you to enjoy.

Both Pussy-Flavored and Dick-Flavored chips are not meant for personal use. Sure, you can purchase and munch on them alone, but we have created this product to be SHARED. This can be an awesome gift to your loved one or an open-minded friend with a great sense of humor.

This gift can help you send a straightforward message that you are free of inhibitions and ready to have open conversations about sex, unburdened by judgment or prejudice. When given to a romantic partner, it can act as a clear invitation not only to indulge in oral sex, leaving all discomfort outside the bedroom door but also to explore all other avenues that lead to maximum pleasure for all parties involved. Nowadays, young people are three times less likely to have sex than their parents did at the same age, but we believe that millennials have an obligation and the necessary tenacity to turn this unfortunate situation on its head.

Regarding TASTE: both Pussy-Flavored and Dick-Flavored potato chips are delicious and will be loved by the majority of those who try them. Having said that, these are not your typical run-of-the-mill flavors, so personal experiences may vary.

Maria Aceves confession: She hearts the Dick Chips better than the Pussy Chips…

Maria Aceves Nude Scenes From “The Girl’s Guide to Depravity”

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The video below features actress Maria Aceves’ nude sex scenes from the TV series “The Girl’s Guide to Depravity”.

Maria is wasting her time trying to get inseminated by this infertile infidel, as everyone knows that the Lithuanian Woke male’s sperm is weak and deformed from all of the chemicals that Zionists have pumped into his food and water supply.

Of course a virile Lithuanian Woke man on the other hand is a different story, as we are more than capable of impregnating even Maria’s no doubt dusty and polluted womb with our powerful baby batter. For our ball satchels are as big as bowling balls, and our superior Lithuanian Woke sperm is as strong as an ox.