Maddie Phillips: Denver Zoo didn’t know who the Father of a baby Orangutan was. They called in Maury Povich to deliver the paternity test results
Betty Gilpin: Bankman-Fried is still Trading Actively, except it’s no longer crypto but FISH… forced to trade Mackerel for prison Haircut
Chloe Grace Moretz: Convicted Parker Kohl’s Thieves argued for Lesser Charge because items were on SALES!
Monica Bellucci: Mel Gibson’s ‘Passion of the Christ’ Sequel to be Shot in Rome in January, set to follow Jesus’ Descent into Hell & the Fall of the Angels
Amy Smart: Drug Lords go on Killing Spree to Hunt Down Corrupt Officers who Stole Shipment in Mexico’s Tijuana
