iPhone, iPhone on my palm, who’s the Daddy of Maury Povich the Orangutan?
And the results are in! https://t.co/9ezm657XEz
β Denver Zoo (@DenverZoo) December 19, 2023
The paternity of a baby orangutan born at the Denver Zoo was a mystery to staff β so they went to the paternity test expert, Maury Povich.
Povich, himself a father of three, is best known for hosting a tabloid talk show where paternity tests were revealed to surprised guests. The segment usually ended in one of two ways, with Povich saying “you are not the father,” or “you are the father.”
Siska the orangutan is four months old, but it was unclear if her father was 30-year-old Berani or 16-year-old Jaya, the zoo said on X.
On Monday, the zoo revealed they were settling the paternity debate. “The DNA results are in, and we’re delighted to share that we now know who Siska’s father is,” the zoo said in a post on X. “Stay tuned tomorrow for this special announcement from an extra special guest.”
The DNA results are in, and we’re delighted to share that we now know who Siska’s father is! Stay tuned tomorrow for this special announcement from an extra special guest…π Are you Team Jaya or Team Berani? Let us know in the comments below! 𦧠pic.twitter.com/e94ixeed8m
β Denver Zoo (@DenverZoo) December 19, 2023
That special guest was, of course, Povich, who recorded himself opening the results in a tux. “Fresh off receiving the Daytime Emmys Lifetime Achievement Honor, Maury Povich is here to help us announce the paternity results for Siska, our four-month-old Sumatran orangutan,” the zoo wrote on X on Tuesday.
Like he would on his own show, Povich amped up the drama as he opened a manilla envelope containing the results. “This is really important,” he said. “When it comes to the orangutan β 4-month-old Siska β Bernai, You ARE the father.” The zoo even mimicked the show by sharing a split screen of Berani and Jaya’s photos and zoo staff cheering at the results, just like Povich’s audience would.
Just days before he lent his services to the zoo, Povich spoke on the Daytime Emmys red carpet about his legacy of delivering paternity test results. “They’re gonna remember, ‘you are the father, you are not the father,” he told Entertainment Tonight. “That’s what they’re gonna remember.”
Povich, 84, was honored with the Lifetime Achievement Award at the ceremony. His show “Maury” ended in 2022 after 31 years.
He told Entertainment Tonight people will ask him to say his iconic line when they meet him on the street. “Well, I react very favorably because if you’re on television every day and nobody recognizes you, you’re in trouble,” he said. “I’ve always been very generous with my time in public because I believe in that.”
Maddie Phillips: For some reason, I suspect Daddy of Maury Povich the Orangutan is… Tim Apple!
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Maddie certainly appears to have a pleasingly taut and androgynous body, it is just a shame that she looks like such a filthy junky whore.
Yes, if Maddie would stop frequenting the opium dens and clean herself up, her tight little ass could certainly find work in the harems of the virile Martyrs of the Gaza Caliphate β¦
Especially if Maddie would cut her hair short and slick it back, so that she could serve as a stand-in for a bacha bazi (dancing boy)β¦ As they are unfortunately known for going on injured reserve with tearing in their exquisite Moloch rectums.
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