Betty Gilpin: Bankman-Fried is still Trading Actively, except it’s no longer crypto but FISH… forced to trade Mackerel for prison Haircut

Former FTX chief executive Samuel Bankman-Fried … you know he needs a haircut whenever he shouts “Antisemitism”.

Bankman-Fried forced to trade mackerel for prison haircut

The tinned fish is reportedly one of the most popular items from the jail commissary

Sam Bankman-Fried, the founder of failed crypto exchange FTX, is coping with jail time by learning how to trade fish for services from other inmates.

A source told The Wall Street Journal that Bankman-Fried recently exchanged tins of mackerel for a haircut from another inmate in an effort to maintain his “signature mop-top”.

The fish has become the most popular commissary item ever since the Brooklyn Metropolitan Detention Center banned cigarettes, the outlet reported. Inmates frequently trade it for services from each other.

Mackerel costs $1.30 at the jail commissary, while one of the more expensive items is an MP3 Player for $88.40.

Sam Bankman-Fried pays Bitcoin for a haircut, 2015

Bankman-Fried has been in the facility since August. He’s being held without bail after a federal judge found that he tried to intimidate a witness, harassed his former girlfriend, Caroline Ellison, and gave documents to reporters. The former crypto king denied the allegations.

He’s currently awaiting sentencing on seven felonies related to conspiracy and fraud. He’s been convicted of stealing billions from FTX customers and defrauding investors and lenders. Prosecutors alleged that Bankman-Fried took money from customers and used it to pay off debts tied to Alameda Research, a hedge fund he founded in 2017.

He’ll be moved to a federal correctional facility after his sentencing hearing, which is scheduled for 28 March 2024. He’s facing a maximum of 110 years in prison.

The outlet reported he is cellmates with Juan Orlando Hernández, the former president of Honduras, and a former Mexican law enforcement official.

Before moving to jail, Bankman-Fried was under house arrest at his parents’ home in Palo Alto, California on $250m bail. He previously lived in a $30m Bahamas apartment and was reportedly worth $26bn.

During the trial, Ms Ellison, who also served as an FTX executive, told the court that the company did take money from the company.

“Alameda took several billion dollars of money from FTX customers and used it for our own investments and to repay debts we had,” she said.

She has pleaded guilty to seven counts of fraud and conspiracy.

Betty Gilpin too is looking to trade pussy for… a haircut?

Betty Gilpin Nude Sex Scenes From “Three Women”

The video below features actress Betty Gilpin’s nude and graphic handjob sex scenes from the TV series “Three Women”.

Of course they would have to rename this series “Five Women” if this were a virile Zionist man’s miniscule meat scud, for that is the minimum amount of women it would take (assuming they all use both hands) to properly jerk off his tunic snake.

However with that said, a banged out old whore like Betty would never be gifted the tremendous honor of unsheathing and wielding a Zionist scimitar… Although if she is lucky she may be able to find work as a taint tickler in a frugal blue-collar sandal repairman’s harem.