Stephanee Lafleur bewildered because many Americans had No Idea Joe Biden Wasn’t Running & Kamala Harris unsure who to vote for…
Madelaine Petsch & Camila Mendes Lesbo “Kim Possible” as Tucker Carlson claims deadly Hurricanes hitting US are ‘probably because of Abortion’ Cosplay
Jenna Ortega performs Naughty Snow White Cosplay because Tucker Carlson claims he still has Scars after he was ‘Physically Mauled’ by a Demon in his Bed
Paola Iovinella pubes in “Black Holes” because Gen Alpha keeps tripping and falling over their own Crocs, so schools are banning the shoes over safety concerns
Padma Lakshmi spams a FAIL sex tape as Mark Zuckerberg insisted the AI Slop will continue until morale improves
Celebrity Lesbian Sex Ring Uncovered as China’s Luckin Coffee announced Plan to kill Starbucks in US, right after Nasdaq Delisting & Fraud Scandal
Gal Gadot Launches Nude Nipples Assault because Trump rebuked by Arnold Palmer’s daughter for fawning over late golf legend’s Penis Size
