Sabrina Carpenter performs Doggy Style Sex Show because Elon Musk’s new DOGE ‘department’ seeks ‘Super High-IQ Revolutionaries’ to work 80+ hours per week with ZERO compensation
Kiernan Shipka Titslips as Red Lobster CEO says endless shrimp is never coming back because ‘I know how to do math’
Mitsuri Nagahama: Family Ate food soaked with Urine, believing Toddlers’ Pee have Special Powers — boost energy, reduce fevers, even protect against bad luck or spirits?
Selena Gomez Nipslips because folks are begging Florida Governor Ron DeSantis to appoint Pitbull to the US Senate after Senator Marco Rubio named Secretary Of State
Sienna Guillory & Verónica Echegui tittie because Boris Johnson says Republican Party has ‘Homoerotic Fascination’ with Vladimir Putin
Sofia Vergara Titties because Taliban mocks the Evil Empire for rejecting Kamala Harris as Sexist… whereas Ladies are FREE to gossip in Afghanistan
Audrey Tautou pubes as Kamala Harris aide suggests Joe Biden to Resign so she can Steal the the title “47th President” from Donald Trump
Red Rabbit Queen: 100,000 Chinese students join 50km night-time bike ride in search of good Soup Dumplings
Saoirse Ronan exposes Ass because Robert F. Kennedy Jr says Entire Department of the “Corrupt” FDA “Have To Go”
Statue honoring Stormy Daniels’ description of Donald Trump’s Penis appears in NY park… to celebrate Trump’s Election Victory?
