Demi Lovato: Patricia Morgan, Rhode Island Lawmaker who sponsored Anti-CRT Bill (Critical Race Theory), whines that her Black Pal no longer likes her
Michelle Rodriguez: Majority of Americans would support a new War overseas if Elephants were used in combat
Chloe Fineman: Goat gives birth to Baby with Human Face — “Avatar of God” or Goat Shagging Sex Scandal?
Darcy Isa: 14-year-old girl fatally shot by LAPD called US ‘safest country in the world,’ father says
Shay Mitchell: Evangelist says using Master Card will Not make Heaven because Master Card Software means the Lucifer Card Software or Lucifer Card for short
Pia Mia: Dad took family to an INDIAN restaurant for Christmas dinner, only to complain they didn’t serve the ‘traditional’ Christmas fare
Gal Gadot: Goy married to a Jewess banned from leaving Israel for 8,000 years over child support payments
Pixie Lott: Sikh Terrorist with crossbow threatens to assassinate Queen to avenge Jallianwala Bagh massacre; made a Darth Vader Terror Video before breaking into Palace
Amber Heard: Elon Musk’s Evil Twin “Yi Long Musk” busted for record-breaking 1.3-ton haul of Ketamine and will be tried by AI Prosecutor, AI Jury, and an AI Judge
Lily Chee’s fanboy miraculously survives incredible moment an umbrella is vaporized into a ball of flames after struck by a bolt of lightning
