Michelle Williams: COVID-19 outbreak at Las Vegas strip club after stripper squirted vaginal fluids onto eighteen clients
Heidi Klum: Two German dog owners engaged in a bloody brawl which culminated in one woman biting another while their dogs simply looked on as if nothing ever happens
Noel Berry’s Ohio fanboy has miraculous recovery after contracting COVID-19 during sex with infected dog
Carrie-Anne Moss: Don’t buy NFT, get the Holy Bible autographed by Jesus himself… Priceless Smart Investment handmade by God
Lili Reinhart: Shopping malls are Haram because Muslim women might visit beauty parlors and look at men… leading to Adultery, Promiscuity, and all things Evil
Catalina Otalvaro’s BFF runs over husband 17 times with pickup truck after receiving strap-on dildo for Christmas
Amanda Cerny: Synthesizer technician accidentally gets high after touching old LSD on a vintage ’60s synthesizer
