Lindsey Vonn: NHL — Ice will need to be Heated because outside temp will be too cold during Winter Classic
Kim Jung Un only interested in Food, will not talk about Nukes for 2022, and North Korea is doing so well South Koreans began defection to North
Kristin Davis: Oil field worker in Alberta Canada captures Bigfoot Sighting right on his Dashcam… Sasquatch Video Evidence
Sommer Ray: Governor of Missouri Mike Parson wants a journalist prosecuted for looking at web page source code… It’s Criminal Hacking
Cardi B says Women should get a BBL (Brazilian Butt Lift) over getting their Teeth fixed if they want men to trick on them
Miley Cyrus: French Car-Burning returns with 874 cars torched for New Year’s Eve — fewer than in previous years
Gwyneth Paltrow touts new Diamond-Encrusted Trepanation Drill & Drainage Bucket… inspired by Prince MBS aka Desert Taxidermist?
Abby Elliott: Elon Musk will become a Cannibal because Space Colonists will likely resort to Cannibalism, scientist says
Jessica Brown Findlay: Bank accidentally deposits $176 million into people’s accounts on Christmas Day
Michelle Mylett: DEA releases Emoji Drug Decoder so as to provide “a better sense of how emojis can be used in conjunction with Illegal Drug Activity”
