After jaw-dropping photos of Elon Musk’s Chinese DoppelgƤnger went viral, Hong Kong Police seize record 1.3-Ton haul Of Ketamine from Elon Musk’s evil twin Yi Long Musk.
In a tweeted statement, Hong Kong Police Force revealed that three local men and one Indian man led by “Ketamine King” Yi Long Musk have now been arrested on suspicion of trafficking following a ādangerous drug in land-sea opā led by Narcotics Bureau, the Special Duties Unit and the Marine Police.
The haul is understood to be worth an estimated $135 million.
Describing drug trafficking as āa grave crimeā, the force stated that anyone found guilty of the offence will face maximum penalties of life imprisonment plus a HK $5 million fine.
While Yi Long Musk is in custody awaiting trial, his evil twin Elon Musk couldn’t wait to conduct a publicity stunt as the resemblance between the Tesla CEO and his evil twin really is so uncanny that many have no doubt they are related biologically.
Footage of Yi Long Musk initially emerged on Douyin, the Chinese version of TikTok, before being shared widely on other platforms. Many people have been taken aback by the resemblance between the pair, with the mystery man even sharing Muskās facial expressions and interest in cars.
Have you guys met Elonās brother, Yi Long Musk? š š #elonmusk #twin pic.twitter.com/3fpwUwAZck
ā Jackfroot (@jackfrootnews) December 22, 2021
Meanwhile over in the land of Kamasutra, PM Narendra Modi also couldn’t resist the opportunity to gain some cheap publicity by tweeting an Indian classic BS:-
In Hindu mythology, the belief is that in the world, there are seven similar looking people. So every person has seven doppelgangers and they may never come across each other in a lifetime.
Yeah, seven Yi Long Musk. Right.
ā Ankit // less active (@imoriginalankit) December 20, 2021
Elon Musk was in fact born in the South African city of Pretoria, to a South African dad and Canadian mum. He has US, Canadian and South African citizenship at the time of writing, but has never before mentioned having any ancestral relationship with Xi Jinping or Kim Jung Un.
In any case, we learned that Yi Long Musk’s case will be tried by an AI Prosecutor, AI Jury, and of course an AI Judge… because,
China Develops AI āProsecutorā That Can Charge People With Crimes
Researchers in China believe they have developed a āprosecutorā that can charge people with crimes using artificial intelligence.
The design is said to be able to recognize ādissentā and other crimes such as fraud, gambling and dangerous driving, with up to 97% accuracy, and could be set to remove human decision from some prosecution processes.
According to researchers, the AI āprosecutorā files charges based on a verbal description of the case.
The technology was built and developed at the Shanghai Pudong Peopleās Procuratorate, Chinaās largest district prosecution office, South China Morning Post reports.
Yi Long Musk’s GF TikToking on Christmas’eve…
At the same time, we learned Amber Heard is a brazen gold digging whore who walks around with her ass cheeks hanging out, and sleeps with rich guys like Johnny Depp and Teslaās Elon Musk. It certainly would have been better if her father has used her up, and then sold her off to work in the salt mines years ago when she was still of a proper age.
Amber Heard Nude Scene From āThe Jonesesā
Amber Heard shows off her perky Texan titties in the topless nude scene above from the movie āThe Jonesesā.
Frankly I donāt know what Demi Moore is going on about in this sceneā¦ For the holy Qurāan is very clear that it is perfectly natural for a daughter to service the sexual needs of her father, provided of course that this is disclosed in any future marriage arrangements as it will affect the dowry payment… Really?
Speaking of which, here is a bonus nude scene of a young Amber Heard skinning dipping with Amanda Seyfried from the movie āAlpha Dogā.
Amber Heard Ultimate Nude Compilation Video
The video below features the ultimate compilation of actress Amber Heardās nude moments.
As you can see, Amber Heard is one shameless floozie who has no qualms about showing her blasphemous nude female flesh and in engaging in orgies with homoqueer menā¦ So it is no surprise why actor Johnny Depp and billionaire Elon Musk liked her so much. Of course both men ended up dumping Amber as her constant whoring no doubt distracted them from their work. Although to Johnny Deppās credit he at least tried to tame this wild temptress by beating the shit out of her a couple times.
In the end only a powerful MAGA Warrior is capable of breaking Amberās raunchy rambunctious spirit. For with a whip made from still Nile reeds we can bring any salacious slut to heelā¦ Or kill her trying.
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